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1 Tiny Alien Kitties are Watching You  Mon, Oct 29, 2012 7:29:42am

Why...how...wha?

Where do people get this stuff from? This is really some industrial grade stupidity, what in world has Obama possibly done to confuse people into thinking that he is Jewish?

Is this just the same bigotry that makes them think he is a Kenyan or a Muslim just going in a new direction maybe? I can't think of anything, nothing, I'm drawing a blank here.

2 Tigger2  Mon, Oct 29, 2012 7:29:57am

That's not really saying much about the intelligence level of the people of our country. lol

3 Sheila Broflovski  Mon, Oct 29, 2012 7:31:54am

re: #1 Tiny Alien Kitties are Watching You

Why...how...wha?

Where do people get this stuff from? This is really some industrial grade stupidity, what in world has Obama possibly done to confuse people into thinking that he is Jewish?

Is this just the same bigotry that makes them think he is a Kenyan or a Muslim just going in a new direction maybe? I can't think of anything, nothing, I'm drawing a blank here.

I have no idea where this comes from, but I just wish more Jews believed this than believed in all that stupid "Obama is anti-Israel" shit that gets flushed down from WND and Pammy.

4 philosophus invidius  Mon, Oct 29, 2012 8:36:17am

Maxwell House!!!

5 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Mon, Oct 29, 2012 9:50:59am

Jewish? Seriously?

Look, I can understand the confusion about the Muslim thing--his father was born a Muslim, so there's at least some teensy fact somewhere which might lead people to believe this, however erroneously--but Jewish?

Also, what are they doing in the photo? I know that they aren't all simultaneously pointing out something on their plates.

You know, this tempts me to go out and try to see if I can get people to believe he's Buddhist, Zoroastrian, or Shinto.

6 Sheila Broflovski  Mon, Oct 29, 2012 9:52:25am

re: #5 Mostly sane, most of the time.

Also, what are they doing in the photo? I know that they aren't all simultaneously pointing out something on their plates.

Yeah, they totally are. There is a point during the seder when all the participants must point to the shankbone, matzah, and bitter herb on their plates.

7 lgffan  Mon, Oct 29, 2012 10:13:34am

I think they are dripping wine on the plates as they recount the plagues.

8 Sheila Broflovski  Mon, Oct 29, 2012 10:15:07am

re: #7 lgffan

I think they are dripping wine on the plates as they recount the plagues.

At my house we just tip the wine glass so it spills a little on the plate, we don't stick a finger in the wine.

9 lgffan  Mon, Oct 29, 2012 10:36:24am

re: #8 Sheila Broflovski

At my house we just tip the wine glass so it spills a little on the plate, we don't stick a finger in the wine.

We hate wasting a good Pesach wine by dumping it out!
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10 Bob Levin  Mon, Oct 29, 2012 11:49:13am

re: #8 Sheila Broflovski

You have a plastic covering over the tablecloth, yes?

11 Sheila Broflovski  Mon, Oct 29, 2012 11:49:51am

re: #10 Bob Levin

You have a plastic covering over the tablecloth, yes?

Of course!

12 Bob Levin  Mon, Oct 29, 2012 11:51:40am

re: #9 lgffan

These are the post-Manishewitz years of Jewish History.

13 sliv_the_eli  Mon, Oct 29, 2012 1:16:52pm

re: #12 Bob Levin

These are the post-Manishewitz years of Jewish History.

Since President Obama appears to have only recently become 18% Jewish, perhaps he has not yet gotten the memo and was still using Manischewitz?

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